Irreverent Thoughts of a Roller Derby Referee #1

I've got this bloggy thingy, so let's see if I can record some of the randomness that goes through my head while skating. 

#1 -  Wow, I just got jumped by a ton of derby girls. 

#2 - I wonder what she'll do if I skate all the way out the door with her (derby) wife in my arms.  

#3 - Man, I can't blow right tonight.